I went to a “writing college” and I don’t write anymore because that would involve sitting still lots lots of minutes in a row. I am Distracto and I will write about random an seemingly unconnected thoughts.
You may never have “your mind blown” or “you’ll never guess what happened next” moments like on the rest of the internet, but I hope that you chuckle. If not, no worries. I laugh at my own jokes.